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Put me on the countertop, then take me to your room, and do me all night - your homework | Shirt
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Fun fact: I’m wearing my birthday suit underneath this | Shirt
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Hey, wanna come study reproductive biology back at my place? | Shirt
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How can you guarantee not having an accident on the road… you crash intentionally (problem solved lol) | Shirt
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Environmentalism or something…so I guess we’re going to have to shower together | Shirt
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Is someone considered late if that’s when they intended to arrive? … Yeah probably, lol | Shirt
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It’s not that small. After all 3.5” is more than enough when we go shopping (the 3.5 inches) | Shirt
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Learn your A, B, C’s, A is for apple, B is for boobies, and C is for tax evasion | Shirt
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Mom, I swear I wasn’t late to class … I just didn’t go | Shirt
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If a thief stands for equality, should they try to rob women and children just as much? | Shirt
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I do Drugs, multivitamins every morning | Shirt
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Say hi to your sister for me, oh you don’t have a sister? Well, you will in 9 months / JK … it’ll be your little brother | Shirt
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Send noods \ If you’re confused about which noods to send, send both | Shirt
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Thirsty, why don't you drink from the fountain that never runs dry … the one in my pants | Shirt
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Trying to cut costs? Go homeless (duh) … massive savings right there (now that’ll be a $25 consulting fee) | Shirt
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How does a bed salesman go to the bathroom? He sheets | Shirt
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How does a crippled man outpace a group down the stairs? An elevator | Shirt
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SAVE 37%Cock - A name for a rooster | Shirt
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