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Put me on the countertop, then take me to your room, and do me all night - your homework | Shirt
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Mom, I swear I wasn’t late to class … I just didn’t go | Shirt
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Learn your A, B, C’s, A is for apple, B is for boobies, and C is for tax evasion | Shirt
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It’s not that small. After all 3.5” is more than enough when we go shopping (the 3.5 inches) | Shirt
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If a thief stands for equality, should they try to rob women and children just as much? | Shirt
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Hey, wanna come study reproductive biology back at my place? | Shirt
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Fun fact: I’m wearing my birthday suit underneath this | Shirt
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Environmentalism or something…so I guess we’re going to have to shower together | Shirt
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You might not be a faucet, but maybe I could make you dripping wet | Shirt
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Why does my wood keep getting long every time I … lie with someone? - Pinnochio | Shirt
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Thirsty, why don't you drink from the fountain that never runs dry … the one in my pants | Shirt
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Send noods \ If you’re confused about which noods to send, send both | Shirt
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